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So trinityofone found this ff.net summary, and then commented:
After the events of Trinity, Rodney needs a friend. Laura Cadman decides to be this friend... and maybe something more. Spoiler up to the Hive.
"Rodney and Laur-a sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G...actually, I'd like to read a fic with Rodney and Cadman kissing in a tree. Hook me up, someone."
My response to her plea (SGA, no spoilers, PG)
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Rodney's not used to the Colonel in a foul mood. He himself has impatient incredulity covered most of the time, and in a way that leaves little room for others.
"McKay, please tell me I was dreaming -- or, really, having a nightmare -- when I caught you a minute ago. Light and shadow playing tricks on my eyes because of this forest's dense vegetation."
"Do I look like Parrish to you?" Right, so maybe he feels a little defensive, although the reason for that notion eludes him for the moment.
"No! If you did, any chance of Lt. Cadman letting you kiss her while the two of you were sitting in that oak tree would've been even slimmer!"
Rodney gulps. "You got it all wrong! The Leronians dunked our faces in honey and put us up in the tree with the local version of killer bees all a-buzz -- so to speak -- and since we were tied to the trunk, with our hands bound, we had to use our tongues to clean up each other's face, and so, okay, maybe some stuff was left just below her lower lip where she couldn't reach it, and -- HEY!" Wounded pride talking. "Who says it wasn't her who started it? She likes me -- certainly more than I like her!"
Sheppard runs a hand through his hair, dislodging a few silvery leaves; seems that even the flora can't resist it. "Dislike being no reason not to slobber all over her, Rodney?"
"There was absolutely no slobbering involved!" Rodney lifts his chin. "I'll have you know that I -- well, hypothetically, if there had been kissing, it would have been positively brilliant."
"Brilliant."
"Yes! You don't believe me, Colonel?"
"No."
"I can prove it!"
And while there's certainly no honey on the Colonel's face, Rodney would swear he tastes pretty damn sweet, too.
*THE END*
(Speaking of, forgive me the saccharine & OOC, mmkay?)
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